Josh: (about Kristen Stewart) She was at my 13th birthday party, and she gave me a turtle. She’s like “Umm…here.” And she gave me a baby turtle that was in the palm of her her hand. I was like “Thanks!”
Interviewer: Do you still have the thing?
Interviewer: What happened to the turtle, Josh?
Josh: We had to give it to a friend of ours to watch while we went out of town and they turned the heater off and it…froze to death.
Interviewer: Are you sure you weren’t experimenting?
Josh: (laughing) I was not experimenting, it was not my fault, I promise.